I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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