Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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