Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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