what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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