with your own penis?
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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