Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
