How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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