I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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