its not stalking. its research.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
