Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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