Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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