The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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