Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Someone stole a lamp last night.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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