That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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