Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I could fuck to npr.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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