I hate all girls vehemently.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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