Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She said her name was "party"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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