she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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