That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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