Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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