Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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