idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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