I wish I only lived at night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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