My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
my liver is dry heaving
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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