Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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