Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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