oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
operation harelip BJ is a go
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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