what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
