i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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