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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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