This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
No more Irish car bombs ever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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