the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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