You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Congratulations! We have a period
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