he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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