North Korea, Best Korea!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We are two peas in an std pod
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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