we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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