C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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