fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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