I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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