Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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