smell my finger.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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