my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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