Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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