Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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