your thong is hanging out like whoa
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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