thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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