The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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