Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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