During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
