His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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