If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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