and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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