you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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