If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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