Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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