new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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