Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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