I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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