...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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